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Jakob is someone who is super intelligent. This may seem like a good thing at first, but a Jakob is a person who will throw the fact that he is intelligent in your face at every [opportunity], becoming increasingly annoying until you want to [beat the hell out] of them and throw them into an open grave. Jakobs are usually ginger, with extraordinarily large glasses, and have no soul. They are also extremely [socially awkward]. Rumor has it that the Zodiac Killers real name was Jakob. They have no morals, and their only rules in life are to make life as miserable as possible. If you ever meet a Jakob, either execute them immediately or run away as fast as humanly possible.
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