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Blobfish. Big Dick head who sucks dick and can't spell for shit and is so dumb and keeps getting rejected by every girl he comes through. His face so red and bleeding like his small tiny microscopic dick. You cant even see it with the hubble telescope. It is actually amazing what can exist. He is an outright blobfish probascis monkey with a dildo on his nose. Science can not explain how a creature like this could exist. It stills remains as a scientific mystery how he exists.
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