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i think someone once told me a Geoff is a pirate oppossum with 6 legs that is a crew member of most [serpentine] space vessels. They're astrophysicists most of the time...but not usually. They have a diet of mostly girraffe eggs and [rhinocerous] bladders and are none too pleasant to speak with if you just happen to be a [fucking dumbass]...they eat those bagels heads like licorice...chocolate licorice.
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