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A four legged piece of furniture used to dine, play board games or many other gay fucking [possibilities] for homosexuals. Like seriously who the fuck needs a table anyway? Just sit the food on your lap. Just play monopoly [on the floor]. Tables are a fucking [waste of money]! Why walk around IKEA trying to find a table later to set it up and say “Wait this is a waste of money”. Don’t buy tables you homos.
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