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The act of splitting a crumpet with a partner or by yourself. You deficate and smear your feces on both sides of the crumpet. You then close the crumpet and continue to [ejaculate] on top of the crumpet. You then [put it in the oven] to harden it a little and pour a mixture of [urine and feces] over top of it and serve it to your next victim
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