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Ilona is the name of a certain legend with special capabilities. The name itself allows them to do many things like attract endless men. On a [scale of 1 to 10] she is an eleventy forty-four. They aren't something you see everyday. A blue moon is nowhere close to how rare [one of these] are. People who have had the great honor to be touched by an ilona never wash again as thier touch has [incredible] powers like curing desieses. Accounts of human interaction have proven that they are so called goody-two-shoes always listening to thier elders. Legend had it there is only one true ilona left though. When the last ilonas death shall occur NASA has agreed to blow up the sun as life without ilona is clearly not worth living. Symptoms of seeing an ilona are increased heart rate, sweating, losing control of body parts, the feeling of bieng in love ect. Also refer to goddess
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