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A SLORCH is a male or female slut+whore+bitch. A slorch is usually very overly sexual, but watch out not to fall for it... They are not worth the attempt at intimacy; as they are prone to bouts of extreme [psychopathic], or psychotic behavior... They are often uneducated and dress very revealing, tight, and trashy because they have absolutely no self esteem or intellect. However, since they've been [using] their bodies for attention, sex, and control their whole lives; they tend to be extremely self-entitled. This mostly comes from a deep insecurity and a [competition] with all of their friends who they have a powerful need to feel prettier, and better than. A slorch is never really happy and in fact it's impossible for them be so. However they make sure their [social media] looks like they are doing extremely well with their #familygoals. They may smoke marijuana while they're pregnant and try to force their meek sexually unfilling husband to have a threesome
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