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v. - To intentionally collect shit (feces, including [dingleberries], butt sweat, etc.) onto one's finger (commonly [the middle finger], being the longest) and, upon exiting the bathroom or other relief area, then seek out a [particularly] intolerant, insufferable, jerky, arrogant, drunk, or otherwise undesirable person (see also: shithead) and proceed to approach them from behind (or sneak up on them), grab them by the face, and stick the shit-greased finger past their lips and into their gums (but not beyond, so as not to get bitten). This act is one of extreme boldness, bravery & conviction, and should be reserved only for the worst offenders and/or situations where one can escape quickly and with ease. "Once you figure out what it is, then you realize someone did it on purpose."
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