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1. (Noun) A fuck boy who isn’t worthy of their fuck boy title. 2. (A series of action) First, a fuck boy wrongs someone’s [best friend]. Someone’s [best friend], let’s call her Kitty, sees Kitty upset and then gets mad. Kitty gets mad too so both of them, let’s call the someone Bee, get so mad they start scheming. Bee convinces Kitty of this. Revenge is the only way, revenge is justice. So to get justice, one must first get revenge. hence - THE DICK DOG - Step 1: cut off the person’s penis (dick) Step 2: cook the dick like a hot dog (dog) Step 3: put the cooked penis in a [hot dog bun] Step 4: feed the dick dog to the man Step 5: it’s so gross he chokes Step 6: he chokes on his own dick This makes those thoughts of “he should choke on his own dick” come to life, thus dissipating all the rage.
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