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Fort Wainwright
A place where privates come to Die and testicles come to get frostbite. A place that only exists to this day because the community of Fairbanks natives throw [beer] bottles at military vehicles; survives solely off of the taxes of the military institution. Without the base the town wouldn't exist. Waking up in Fort Ain't Right is like waking up wishing there was a muzzle of a 3.57 in your esophagus. Here you can find [alcoholic] soldiers , and NCO's that take there Marital problems out on every [rank] below them and justify there mistakes by blaming it on them. This is what they call the Hunting and [fishing] brigade, and in the winter time when it's Negative 60 degrees and your practicing Battle drill [1] be cautious not to get a cold weather injury, because even if CIF doesn't issue you the proper cold weather [gear], it will still be your fault for getting a cold weather injury. As a single soldier you will find yourself among the shittiest details, taking tours to Sand-bagistan to fill 10,000 sandbags , while your [friends] are deploying, you're setting up 20 year old targets for outdated training ranges that are constantly shut down by range control civilians, turning 2 day field problems into 5 day problems. Training is mediocre and only done so higher [ups] can write down on a piece of [paper] that their [unit] is "Qualified" to "Deploy" to a [fake] training deployment called"Pacific pathways" to make soldiers feel like they are doing something important.

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