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Pootis (pootispenserus gottamon) is a disease caught by eating too many [sandwiches] or it may be caught hereditarily. Pootis causes the person who catches it to change [appearance] resembling a bulky, bald man with a newly-shaved beard in a red soldier suit. The disease also causes the person to have bug eyes and say “Pootis” instead of words (with [the exception] of a few basic words). One in 4 people are born with Pootis and 207 people catch it everyday. See how you can help at bitly.com/1H9DQSz
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