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Satanism is ideological bullshit. There are two types of Satanism which are both equally bullshit:

Atheistic Satanism: Comprised of edgy atheists who ignorantly think their inherently selfish ideology is superior to all other ideologies. This form of Satanism teaches that one should worship themselves and give in to all carnal pleasures. LaVeyan Satanism is this type of Satanism which also teaches its adherents to believe in [superstitious] magic in the seventh rule of of its "11 Satanic Rules" that they teach.

The eighth rule declares that they shouldn't complain or cry over things "they needn't subject themselves to" like [definitions] such as this one. Yet like hypocrites, these atheist Satanists are constantly found on [social media] crying about [Christianity] which has no impact on their life and does more beneficial things for humanity than their ideology which in the 1st rule tells them not to preach their foolish opinions (like they do everywhere) "unless asked" and in the 11th, tells them to "destroy" anyone who bothers them.

All atheistic Satanists will also get triggered over people claiming they worship Satan despite the name of their cult originating from exactly that. Worship of the devil. Atheistic Satan Churches function similar to Scientology in that regular donations are required to ascend with ex-members being subjected to harassment and witch hunts by current members as LaVey's own daughter testified to when she left the [Church of Satan].

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