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Grumpy Old Man claiming to be a Lead Print Administrator who is on the verge of retiring from his long time job of doing utterly nothing but surfing the web for vacations. Once retired, he will be driving his winnebago cross county in hopes of finding his one true love but come to realize his true love is himself. Dan Means the love story Note: do not get in the car with this individual as he exhibits anger and bouts of road rage.
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