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A condition in which the penis becomes magnetized and will only [point] True North while erect. This disease is caused by a bacterial infection that, if untreated, can cause the penis to [swell] with a magnetic [fluid], a byproduct of the bacterial growth. Side effects include: Swelling of the penis, magnetic penile discharge, hives in the pubic region, an unquenchible thirst for [sex]. The fluid will set off metal detectors and activate antitheft alarms at grocery stores. A full recovery is possible if treatment is started early in the process, and requires monthes of physical therapy.
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