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The name David describes a huge failure. Very hairy and sweaty female that prefers goats over humans. He sits when he pees and wipes from [back to front]. Enjoys long walks on men only nude beaches while listening to the [Backstreet Boys]. Refers to his female friends as homies and his male friends as babe. Most people that know David refer to him as a slapdick or Fuck boy. If you ever see a David in his [natural habitat], you should stay far away.
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