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Known as a super senior, cranky, jaded, "been-there-done-that" Flight Attendant. She resembles a woman whom has been working for 25+ years. Usually in her 50s-70s. She is keeper of all galleys and a master hoarder of provisions. A woman who sought out a glamorous life of traveling the world as a Stewardess, only to bitch and complain about issues with the job/airline company. A woman who clearly used to enjoy [the little things] in life but somehow lost the ability to see the purpose of enjoying anything at all so is left to inflict misery and suffering on [everything] and everyone. Some will go as far a to check every phone to make sure they're on [airplane mode]. Wears hair clips and scrunchies, crocs, clarks boot shoes, quite possibly endless amounts of makeup (i.e. Blue eye shadow, rosy cheeks, hot pink lips, and probably fillers).
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