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The ship [captain] is the person in the fam or your friend group that keeps shipping everybody in the freakin' friend group regardless of whether or not they would make a good couple and also regardless of their sexuality. They are the [captain] of shipping people, thus known as the ship [captain]. If you have a ship captain in your fam or friend group then I feel bad for you [son]. [Jk]. Ship captains are also really good friends because of their determination, understanding, and total lack of selfishness. Ship captains are usually the leader or the glue of the friend group. If the ship captain feels that a ship is sinking, he or she [will] immediately abandon ship and get a [new] ship because they need a ship to commandeer. Ship captains always have a reason to explain how their ship would make a good couple. If you'[re] targeted by a ship captain then good luck because they'[re] like paparazzi and they won't stop following you and your shipmate everywhere and teasing you, thus bringing you closer together, which usually works after what I've seen from what the ship captain has [done] to my friends and their ships. You can have multiple ship captains in a friend group. But one way to identify the true captain is to [check] their phone and see if you can find pictures of his/her targets, either photoshopped or edited or real. Also, if they smirk proudly at the mention of one of their ships.

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