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The act of, while [alone] on a dark and stormy night, sitting on both hands until they [go] numb. After numbness has reached its peak, remove hands from underneath the buttox, and place one on your erect penis, performing masturbation while the other is placed on your throat, attempting to [block] your air passage. This simulates a stranger attemptig to pleasure and harm you at the same time, sending many mixed signals.
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