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Literally meaning [masturbator]. Just as a [normal person] would prefer to have sex with a partner, a wanker would have sex with themselves(i.e. wank) out of sheer self-love. They display traits such as narcissism, vanity, arrogance, egotism, boastfulness and poser-ism. Younger wankers are found driving hatchbacks with a $4000 stereo system in them or at [universities] (mainly arts students), trendy night spots and Starbucks. Older wankers drive convertible Porsches that they can't really afford and talk loudly on their phones in public. Female wankers put their lips in photos.
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