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A hamster [protected] by a piece of cloth-like footwear and drowned in lube for the sole intention of being introduced to one's [rectal cavity]. Usually, once the sock hamster has been fully consumed by the [sphincter] it will chew its way through the sock making its way into the host's colon where it survives solely off of predigested excrement removing the need for one to make bowel movements.
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