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The best deodorant available today. [Supposed to] smell like various colognes(but with "original" names), but in actuallity smells closer to the odor given off by the shit you take after a day-long concert. Only men have the gene that lets us realize the truth. Girls have some deficiency, most likely from overuse of cosmetics. We wear it anyway, because 1.it is finally a deodorant we can casually pass around [the locker room] without sharing eachother`s pit hair 2.it covers up the BO until you can get your hands on some REAL deodorant 3.we know that because of their missing shit-smell-detection gene, most chicks have an unexpicable [attraction] to it. DO NOT OVERUSE, OR YOU WILL FAIL AT LIFE.
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