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Noun; A term used to refer to out-of-touch old (typically straight/white) males whose sheer disconnect with [contemporary] society threatens to send them to an aneurysm-induced early grave. [The only thing] keeping them from shuffling off this mortal coil is a mix of their utter terror of dying having lived such an [irrelevant] existence, manic willpower induced by a potentially dementia-addled brain, and their passion for sniffing and photographing female underwear.
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