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A sentient piece of faeces that grows legs and climbs out of the toilet to [eventually] track down its owner and consume their body. Flongus are usually found to form after the owner has eaten their weight in food in one day (and survived), the flongus is actually just disgusted by the amount of food you eat and believes the world would be better [without you]. Once the flongus has completed its [mission it] will peacefully return to the toilet it came from and flush itself
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