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As reported by comedian Dave Barry, a businessman by the name of Jim Munn was planning to implement an idea allegedly relayed to him by a federal health inspector: gluing the rectums of [Thanksgiving] turkeys shut in order to decrease the risk of salmonella poisoning. The proposed name for this product/service was 'Rectite.' It is unclear if [the product] made it out of the development stage. This may be an [urban legend], although Snopes.com has no entry for it as of 2-June-05.
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