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One's inalienable, universal right to shit wherever one pleases, whenever one feels the need. Shitter's rights are based on "nature's call" and thus cannot be withheld by any restaurant, [coffee shop], hotel or other establishment who tries to claim that toilets are supposed to be for customers only. [Not to be confused with] "squatter's rights," which is one's right to live somewhere that has been abandoned. Though one can surely claim both shitter's rights and squatter's rights [simultaneously]. After all, you have to squat to shit so you're already halfway there.
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