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Kind, Loving, Sexy, and Smart. Are only a few descriptors of the [Wonderful], Sent from Heaven, and Perfectly Complex Kristian. It is [impossible] to not like Kristian. All women love Kristian. Kristian loves all women. However, does not have a strong thirst and lust like those with the name Andreano. On cold days Kristian's penis length ranges from 9-12 inches. On warm days Kristian's penis can grow to almost a football pitch. Kristian's [awesomeness] cannot be compared to any worldly thing. He is the coolest and most popular of his friends.
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