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The dumping ground for [New York City], New Jersey is where all the cultured and educated centers of the [United States] stick their degenerates. That is why in New Jersey you will find the worst human beings imagineable: guidos, guidettes, snotty [pseudo-intellectuals] too dumb to make it in the city, and rednecks that would make Alabama jealous. Just imagine every bad kind-of American, and you'll find their twisted, distorted version in New Jersey - it's as if the radiation mutated them into some kind-of supra-hick. Oh, and if you ever meet a JERZY GURL, you will have no choice but to blow your brains out if you ever want peace of mind again - if you don't, every time you close your eyes you'll see some fat-assed spoiled Italian/Irish girl with cheap platinum hair leaning on her steriod-pumped, spiked-haired boyfriend who beats her everyday.

Don't listen to the other comments on this board about New Jersey being a nice place - the only people who think that are people who've never left the state, or hate New Jersey but have given up all hope of ever finding a better life.

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