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The prevailing language of Alchoholopia and its prevailing Drunken Commonwealths. Considered by many as one of the easiest to learn and most [universally] popular of the languages, Drunkenese is still not considered a viable language credit in most accredited instututions of higher learning. If you are unsure whether or not a speaker of an unfamiliar language is in actuality speaking Drunkanese, look for these tell-tale signs: Excessive salivating, repeated catch phrase quoting, propensity to trail off or tell stories that never really go anywhere, horizontalness, spontaneous [projectile vomiting], and a tendency to overestimate audience's level of interest in speaker. Speakers of Drunkenese are occasionally confused with having a degenerative brain disorder. If you are [interested] in learning more about Drunkenese, check out a bottle of Royal Crown from your local liquor store and study, all night if you have to.
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