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That guy from a girl's past that she will always go back to [no matter what]. No matter how badly he treated her, how badly it finished or how nice a guy you are, chicks always always go back to Desert Man. Desert Man tends to appear in a bar when you're just about to score or in other inopportune situations like your [wedding day]. Named after the [Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon] dude who steals the girls comb, rides off into the desert and then kidnaps and fucks her. Chicks dig that shit.
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