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1. The iPod Shuffle is effectively [the little brother] of the iPod. (Correction - The iPod mini is the little genious brother of the iPod, and the iPod Shuffle is the [mentally disabled] brother that is left [in the closet] when company comes over.)

2. The iPod Shuffle is the brain-child of Apple's brilliant marketing team. In the case of the iPod and iPod mini, I would argue that they are remarkable, worth-while, devices sought by the collective techno-savvy social culture, not simply social status knick-knacks. However, Apple's marketing team has pulled off pushing a device that blindly leads the user into a statistical fruit-salad of songs under the GENIOUS motto of "Life is Random".

3. To reitterate,
  A - the iPod Shuffle, however less expensive, is a waste of your hard earned cash and has been linked to mass outbreaks of trichotillomania.

B - Apple's marketing team is outstanding and if I were going to finance and advertise a war, I would contract these people.

C - If you want an iPod so badly, pay the extra 50 bucks for a 4Gb iPod mini. You won't regret it.

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