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A person of American origin who obstensibly votes for a certain [political party] called Republicans.  There are in fact three distinctive types of Republicans:
1) those who call themselves fiscal [conservatives] and focus primarily on promoting free enterprise, lowering of federal and state taxes, and cutting government regulations to allow the market more leeway; 2) those who call themselves social [conservatives], who focus on promoting religious orthodoxy in both a social and political environs, the curtailing of 'permissive' acts of sexuality, and generally promoting the vague standard of 'family values'; and 3) serious evil f-cks who take both aspects of 1) and 2) to extreme levels, who have no tolerance for others of dissenting [opinions], who declare everyone and their parents 'traitors' at the slightest provocation, and are more than enjoying themselves with the thought of dragging the entire planet into Hell.
On no account should you allow a Type-3 Republican to read 'Weekly Standard' to you.  Not because anything he says will convince you but because he'll start foaming at the mouth and you'll have to clean up the mess.

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