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A small wheeled cannon which, if [properly] maintained and armed with ammunition that isn't gammon, might be able to stop [the monkey]. Alternatively, surrounding the [monkey with] foxes or toilets will net you the prize of the voucher for 10p off sprouts (cash value 0.001 pence).
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