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(noun) - This word is the [gibberish] bastard [child] of an unholy union between the colloquial "tookus" and the archaic "pantaloons." It is frequently utilized by a person who has no problem with using the word "fuck," but whose moral fiber inexplicably prevents them from using the word "[ass]." Prevailing [wisdom] suggests that the speaker be a cognitively-challenged position in a position of authority, but listeners regularly report confusion upon encountering such a nonsensical utterance. The word's comprehensive difficulties are exacerbated by the speaker's tendency to use it in conjunction with poorly-constructed idioms.
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