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SOUTHERN PREPPY. IN 3 PARTS. 
Part 1: Lifestyle
Part 2: Clothes style
Part 3: What we can expect

[Introduction]: 1st and foremost, I am NOT a prep and am opposed to all preps, whatever their form -- wannabe, Southern, NE, hardcore... I am clarifying [the definition] of Southern preps that are mentioned and excluded here. I fully intend to bash the preppiness of the society I have been forced to...reside in? ...suffer through?

Part 1: Lifestyle

Preps in the south -- Georgia, mainly -- are all about family, wealth, parties, and themselves. The *family* does [everything] together -- the Catholic percentage goes to church regularly, together, to feign their holy togetherness. The nonreligious faction hosts and attends weekly to monthly [family parties], at which the youngest of the members run around, eat, drink, and act cute for the parents, while the preteens try to emulate the teens -- in *maturity* -- and the teens sit around and drink/chat daintily: hot topics of [conversation] include their future fraternities/sororities, their daily preppy adventures, what parties they are going to soon, and how much they love life, and what "toys" they want (ie CDs, clothes, bags, [electronics], cars). They love gossip, and revel in it, especially comparing their wealth to others'. At such gatherings, preppy parents discuss upcoming sports/social events, gush over their kids' awards, their high-paying jobs, which usually include working as a doctor, Delta employee, or some office position, and sometimes their daily shopping excursions.
 At school, SPs love to talk. The hardcore SP crowd spends classes, recess, lunch, afterschool -- TALKING. They are completely unaffected by teachers' warnings and yet take their punishments angrily.
 Prep/preppy girls have created a questionably "hot", pink-drenched/color coordinated, conformist, ultra-gossipy stereotype for southern females that testifies to their ditzy fakeness. No teacher who knows about this "characteristic" takes girls seriously. 
 Preppy boys are all jocks -- if not, they're either good-looking, talkative, trendy, [superficial] *tolerable* guys. They are usually [quite] crude and love discussing girls and their, er, *parts*.
 Preps are fake, insulting, stupid -- ie idiotic in the *BAD* way. Any and all preps will forever be unwelcome in my good opinion.

*email me at green27elf@yahoo.com to talk more. i dedicate this [definition] to "haywood jablowme" -- yes, i know how it sounds -- and i ask the person behind this name to email me, as a fellow anti-preppist. you can see some HJ's awesome work at chuck taylors [definitions].*

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