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POTATO SONG The're red, they're white, they're brown the Gold ones are best to comedown there's really not much to do so now they have purple ones too we don't care where they came from a tasty snack as you rip a bong always looking fancy on our plate we're delighted cuz they make us feel great. Chorus: Oh, Potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potate potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potate Sometimes we ditch the skin to eat what's holding in sometimes we'd rather please or just be baked with melted cheese they have eyes but they don't have faces I don't know if they're feelings get hurt by just hanging around in dark places when they can only stare at the dirt. Chorus: Oh, Potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potate potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potate They come in different shapes and sizes while many are full of surprises some tender, soft and hard that you'd definitely want to safe guard. Chorus: Oh, Potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potate potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potate
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