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A person who climbs in through an unlocked window to steal someone's fresh turd before they've even had a chance to flush it. An dedicated Turd Burglar will then wait for the ideal moment to throw his stinking, hot, wet, prize; through the open window of a passing car. You'll find at least one Turd Burglar in every large town or city
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