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Ashley Jones is the hottest [cinnamon roll] and an American actress that has starred in a number of films and tv shows. Ashley’s current position: a licensed Captain of the Pristina ship on a soap opera ‘[General Hospital]’. She plays Parker Forsyth, a hottie hawt professor who falls in love with her student Kristina Corinthos-Davis(-Forsyth), played by Lexi Ainsworth. Whenever the two appear on screen together Twitter breaks, fangirl ovaries explode, nobody’s tits are calm and we all cry macaroni. Ashley’s special skills include: -hairporn: her hair deserves to be credited in films and tv shows for its [performance] -eyesex with co-stars: Ashley’s look will get you pregnant, even if you’re a dude -her voice: is an ASMR eargasm -her smile: is so sweet it gave me diabetes Parker may have drawn our attention…but Ashley kept it. Cuz…she dat ql.
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