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Overview:

A horrible plague like pheonmena sweeping throuogh the worst fed, worst dresesd, least [intelligent], and McD obseesed, country of [the known universe], AMERICA.

Scope:

As far as its scope, its like [the black plague] that afflicted europe way back then. (when they didnt have MTV *gasp*)
It affects mainly the girls of the good 'ole U-S-OV-A.

As far as symtons go its like AIDs, bad.

Effects:

Symtoms include:(but not limited, also list not entirly cataloged, thanks to massive and constant mutation of the plague strains otherwise known as "fads".)

-Exessive blond hair.
-Growth in at least 2 places *cough*
-Developing a condition called: DITz
-Beer belly lmao.
-Part of the dumbing down of america
-Infected Persons: "bimbo"
-Urge to wear shirts 2 sizes to small
-Reason for the size 0 pants.
-Stoopid Stoopid Stoopid
-Gave the color pink a whole new meaning (ITS FUCKING EERYEHERERERERE)
-Pink is the new black and there loving eachother (you never see pink on shirts w/o black)
-Overly dyed, [falling out] hair.
-167.9% PREP
-the reason [Abercrombie] is a sucessful company
-Urge to form 'clicks' with other infected persons.  (eg: stoopid ppl)
-Hitting annonomously on Rap ppl

Cures:(include)

-Goths
-Breaking a nail
-Not showering for 5 minutes
-the mall being nuked
-College
-Life
-Taxes
-Death
-(death of rich parents)
-Napalm applied to infected persons house
-Week old cloths
-Cell phone bannage! (aka, Ur Cell phone minutes just... got... BELEETE"D!!!!)
-Surgicaly removing the word "like" from said persons english [vocabulary](/smallish brain)
-AIM being permenantly BELEETE"D from said persons computer.
-An AIM virus

Known Causes:

-Cheerleading
-Estregen
-teenage yrs
-Rap (pretening thier black actaully almost the exact opposite)

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