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v. To Hoff To participate in a rather crude and unusual form of torture often performed in the name of "fun". It is not clear whether this technique has been used in [Guantanamo Bay] or at Abu Ghiraib Prison, but it would certainly be considered contrary to the Geneva Convention. Involves barely clad pictures of [David Hasselhoff] cavorting with animals and young children and guaranteed to put you off your Weetbix. Hoffing is frequently practiced by young ladies (the Cheryls and Lisas of the world come to mind) who think it amusing to create discomfort, but end up causing severe [psychological] trauma in the process ...
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