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A tween (10-13 yrs old) or teenager (13-19 yrs old) who is obsessed with being young and vivacious. This classification of the human specie is often synonymous with fangirls as they are most often female. This does not mean that males are left out. Generally speaking, the male teenybopper can be classified into the "skater" or "punk" group; "goth" is far too hardcore for their prepubescent bodies. SYMPTOMS OF TEENYBOPPER: -freakish grinding at school dances -shaving not because they need to, but so that the hair will appear darker and thicher; therefore more "adultish" -underdeveloped [genetalia] -stuffed pant crotches -an excess of makeup/glittery substances -fangirl t-shirts -extremely [tight pants] ... on males -keeping a diary sealed with a chain and padlock which is kept under mattress REMEDY: `[unfortunately] there is no remedy, this spell must be waited out until the aflicted pereson discovers that this [illness] is annoying/obnoxoius.
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