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Captain Cum, is a Marvel [super hero] who sadly never made it to print. The star of Stan Lees [wet dreams], Captain Cum wears his Cum Cape, and saves the sad lives of bored house wives by spaffing on their faces. Captain Cums [favourite] affixing is Splodging, with beans not custard.
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