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When someone is annoying the utter fuck out of you or generally [being a dick] you may have to initiate the pick a hand. Simply ask the asshole to pick between one of your two extended hands with no further explanation, when the douchebag picks a hand you proceed to smack [the shit out of] them with their chosen prize. Note that if the [son of a bitch] is aware of the game they will most likely not pick a hand due to the obvious implications.
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