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DTS ( [Donald Trump Syndrome]) is a terminal disease. Symptoms include bragging, Pathological lying, Narcissism, Conduct disorder, Oppositional Defiant Disorder, Abusive attitude, Impulsivity, entitlement, Tempermentalness, and anything your [elementary school] bully did. People with DTS often die from fatal wounds, concussions, internal bleeding, and being ignored. Docter's autopsy reports often include mysterious objects in the intestine: large sums of money, chicken bones, black tar, and Russian receipt notes. Some people you may know with DTS are Robert Holcomb, from 60 days in on A&E, any overly qualified high school teacher, most [community college] professors, and every celebrity.
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