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Someone who will break into your house, have [consensual sex] with your [girlfriend], play some Xbox 360, and fuck up your day with a light saber because Joel does not give a fuck. He is an all powerful Jedi Master who makes shit levitate with his mind and can bring any girl to have multiple orgasms just by touching her cheek. guy 1. Damn man I think my house just got a fucking Matt in it. guy 2. Man you must be a Matt because [I have never] seen so many girls be attracted to one dude.
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