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Keyser ("The K-hole") is a small, shithole town in West Virginia. There's [absolutely nothing] to do in Keyser except drugs. The population consists of mainly poor family's, drug addicts, drug dealers, rats/snitches, cops, bible thumpers and old people. The youth of the town hate living there and are very antsy to move far, far away from there. There's no jobs except fast food restaurants and lumber-n-things. The best things in the town is their [high school band] and the very nice bridge leading out of Keyser into Maryland. Keyser is the birthplace of Jack Rollins who wrote the famous song "[Frosty the Snowman]" and the famous baseball player John Kruk once resided in Keyser. Keyser is also known as "The K-hole".
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