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A creature dated back to when the Romans rules the world, Attalides was a king for 32 Years. His wishes were simple, [everything] ( from man to donkey) had to have a taste of his [massive Penis] down low. He ordered each person to bring him daily gifts from butt plugs to royal french cheeses( he would use that as a but plug too) and he would order for each cat in the city to be in reach of his penis in order to satisfy his needs. Attalides was [entertained] by the royal clown that made him furiously laugh when he was hearing the noises ( Halo, oke, sohcahtoa and other monkey type noises) Attalides had a sister that was hier to the throne once the king died. She was into Music . She killed him by sticking wing chives in his arse and making them play. She took hier to the throne and killed every citizen for not knowing was texas was.
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