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Da-itus.....The fear that, out there, somewhere, someone is happy... An organic cerebral dysfunction, Da-itus is characterised by [megalomaniacal] outbursts of a phallic and anal nature, akin to pukka-phobia. A [psychosomatic] disease, Da-itus is commonly thought to affect morose adolescents exposed to coitus-interruptus, or more likely, coitus-nevergotus. Symptoms include a tendency to suffer moments of prostrate, tempestuous puffiness in the [nether regions], Da-itus is often associated with salacious, irksome, invertebrates, with sufferers tending to be prone to a plethera of fatal atractions.
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