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A term most commonly used amongst the [sexually active] elderly to describe a gentleman who’s pubic hair has gone white, long and untamed - completely hiding his penis, visually resembling the tail of a lamb. He gives his lady one pump in her front door and one pump in her back door (two shakes) before losing his erection and [calling it a night]. His lady is less than satisfied, but it’s [better than nothing].
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