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People of either gender who are addicted to Instagram and House (or Deep House) music, though not [necessarily] at the same time. A slang term for a person who's addiction to [social media] and house music reduces them to becoming "atmosphere models", "table leeches" or "promoter hoes". They are [usually] around 16 - 24 years old, living at their parents home (or model houses if they're pretty and from out of town) and have below par cognitive responses and eyesight/hearing. The combination of hard fomo and molly abuse means that they are normally also broke (never earning enough to get away) and living/eating at the mercy of Club Promoters who use them to earn their own income through club/private "sponsors". The party, music, drugs and or DJ obsessions [eventually] replacing any drive and/or cognitive ability to craft a meaningful career. The Instagram aspect is the crucial appeal as most people (but especially models) are actively trying to increase the number of followers they have on their [social media] and "the sponsors" via the promoter will aid in providing beautiful or striking backdrops for their continued Instagram illusion. In recent years the number of young girls who have been drugged and raped/pimped by people who they considered as their guardians (promoters or other models in the model house) has reached staggering numbers, with VICE, CNN and even MTV reporting on it. Their reputations indelibly tarnished, often leads long bouts of deep [depression].
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