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Old Fart's Disease - the lenses of people of over 40 become less flexible (AKA. presbyopia) and this makes it harder to read text without reading glasses. [Forgetfulness] also curses the over 40's so their eyeglasses are usually not [available] when needed and they resort to holding the [reading material] at arm's length which brings the text into focus.
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